THE FSC FASCIST MILKSHAKE THROWING DECISION TREE

CAUGHT IN TWO MINDS ABOUT WHETHER YOU SHOULD GO PURCHASE AN EXTRA THICK OREO COOKIE MILKSHAKE WITH CREAM ON TOP TO THROW AT A FASCIST? WANT TO BE SURE IT IS A LEGITIMATE OPPORTUNITY TO DO YOUR BIT AGAINST FASCISM IN YOUR LOCAL AREA? USE THE FSC’S HANDY CUT-OUT- AND-KEEP FASCIST MILKSHAKE THROWING DECISION TREE (FMTDT) TO HELP YOU QUICKLY MAKE THE CORRECT DECISION. IT COULD BE THE BEST £5.99 YOU EVER SPEND ON A RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE MILKSHAKE FROM FIVE GUYS, AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE CALORIES OR SUGAR CONTENT OF THE MILKSHAKE EITHER. WIN WIN X 2.

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